People problems?advice?

ok so heres the deal





theres this really bitchy girl who is basically one of my best friends





sometimes she really just pisses me off and i have said all that i can





think of to piss her off








do you guys have any ideas about what i can say to just shut her down and let her know that what shes saying is not the right thing to say because my words are worth more than hers and the fact that she pisses people off for her own distinct amenity





what should i say to her! help me guys!People problems?advice?
stick a chainsaw in her pussyPeople problems?advice?
Why would you want to do bad things to your best friend? Just cope with her or don't be her friend at all.